This is Egypt, aka Her Majesty, The Queen. When you talk about cats with attitude, she has more than her share. Good thing she occasionally chooses to be charming and sweet.

Is this all you’ve got, this lumpy pillow?

I’m so bored, and there’s nothing on TV.

I don’t care if we are on the 6th floor, I want to go outside.

Go ahead, print something, I dare you!